In the beginning
So, have you ever found that tentacles are sexy? Ever daydreamed about having slimy tentacles around your vagina or dick, with goo that’s wet and flowing all over the place, while literally THOUSANDS of suckers worked on your body at once? By reading this blog, you will find out why the tentacle is so attractive.
The beginnings
You’re not ready for this history lesson. Coming at you now, it’s the OG tentacle daddy, Katsushika Hokusai. The man is responsible for “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife” (also titled “My Hubby’s Out Fishing, So I’m Getting Clapped by Cthulhu’s Gym Bro”) finished in 1814, his magnum opus, and I’m going to go on record as saying this is a masterpiece.
Tentacle strengths and weaknesses
The benefits of the physical morphology are twofold.
The tentacle – and especially as it originally was – is essentially a reimagined male limb. Secret Societies And yes, let’s face it: that’s essentially what a tentacle is. What is the basic tentacle design? The thickness is also plump, and the R-18 vibration does not come. But don’t let the simplicity fool you.
How long is it? Never-ending. Old-fashioned tools can not get where they can get. Dimensions? Anything from “just a tease” to “upright stone level” will have it in the title. Plus, we can’t forget the real MVP: rotation in 360. Rather than the standard in-out movement, tentacle dildos can twist, coil, and spiral in and out of you, hitting specific patches of g-spot and cervix.
Features that benefited the game side of development
At first, tentacles were designed to mimic the human body, but now it’s developed into the best tool for female ecstasy. Tentacles are quite active even in their most basic states; they can twist, toil, and stretch. But the real joy comes with a bit of tentacle mixing and matching. Go on, act out some pack behaviour, do some organised teasing, or even mash up into one giant TENTACLE MONSTER for maximum DRAMA.
To clarify, let’s talk about the following tips: multi-headed tentacles are the Swiss Army knives of the adult world, as they’re able to grab, knead and even root. Tips that are hollow? Great for milking, clitoral suctioning, and more. Also, tentacles can inject fun things like aphrodisiacs or eggs, because who wants to be limited to reality when you could be “all-the-way-sci-fi”? Better yet, they could be employed as medical techs to draw blood. What is to say that the tentacles can’t accomplish many tasks?
So, here’s the bizarre part: barnacle-arm-tentacles are a life hack at best! There will be no more “Oh no, I’ve been busted with my tentacle fetish” scenes.
Just don something with a set of tentacles featured on it and you’re prepared to partake in any tentacle fun whenever you see fit! You can live your best life while still living a low-key lifestyle, whether you are still in school, slaving away at work, or working the farm. In tentacle circles, we call this a glow-up.
Read some tips on how to use tentacle sex toys
Now that we’ve talked all about the wonders of tentacles, it’s time to give a few tips for those just starting out with them. if you’re going to make the most of that bad boy, let’s cover how to use it.
Pick the Ideal Chill Spot: Family, posture is key; select a spot where you can rest and prepare simultaneously. If your tentacle buddy is packing a serious punch, you can try lying back, putting a cushion under your hips, to energise in the best way.
Slow & Steady: Slow down; you don’t need to rush into it; ease that dildo in slowly but surely. You can ramp up both the comfort and the “oh damn” effect by taking it slow. Smooth Moves Only: Keeping things fresh hits the sweet spots and fun levels at eleven. You can work it back and forth, or you can give it a little twist.
Don’t leave out your clit; it’s a part of the game, too! If you need to tease the tentacle while it is working, then you will just have to use one of your free hands or hold a small vibe. Put simply, that shit is one big game changer; it’s a direct ticket straight to mixed orgasm town.